Age:22
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
Why can’t I stop watching this
I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing
He l p m e
I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING
me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive
someone: you’re stupid
me: Einstein Wants What I Have
“When you meet your person, trust me, you will know. So please my dear, do not settle for less.”
deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it
Lmao… literally just. did. this. 😂🤣
“Because there’s nothing more terrible, more alluring, more mysterious than love.”— Ivan Bunin, from The Collected Short Stories; “The Elagin Affair,” wr. c. 1931
She say she a princess but suck dick like a pornstar
That’s what makes her a princess
